I know what you're thinking, it's bad enough I have to shamelessly promote this crap, now I go give awards to them! Well here they are! Winners will receive the soon to be coveted Flying "B" Award and inducted into the Hall of Fame! And now...On with the show!

From now to July 31, I will be taking votes for the awards, which will be revealed on August 1, 1999. Be sure to not only vote, but be here when the winners are announced! Your vote counts!

The nominees are:

Best movie:

The Wild World of Bat Woman or She Was A Hippie Vampire: By Medallion TV Ent. Starred Katherine Victor, George Andre, and the Bat Girls - Beach parties, dancing, a "happy" drug, mole men and an atomic hearing aid; need I say more? (not to mention the appearance of yours truly, Dr. Neon, as one of the villains)

A Polish Vampire in Burbank: By Pirromount and Ace Video. Starred Mark Pirro, Hugh O. Fields, Lori Sutton, and Eddie Deezen - A shy vampire? Sucking blood through a straw out of a ziplock baggie. The first appearance of the Queerwolf and one of the best imitations of Sonny and Cher I have ever seen.

Straight Jacket: By William Castle. Starred Joan Crawford. - Come on, Joan Crawford and ax murder, gotta be a classic! "Screams-in-a-Can" put to best effect.

Viewer's Choice: (Submit your own nominee)

 

Best Actor:

Mark Pirro: Polish Vampire in Burbank

Jeffery Combes: Re-Animator

Michael Herz: The Toxic Avenger

Viewer's Choice: (Submit your own nominee, please include film)

 

Best Actress:

Katherine Victor: The Wild World of Bat Woman or She Was A Hippie Vampire

Pam Grier: Coffy

Brinke Stevens: Sorority Babes and the Slime Ball Bowl-A-Rama

Viewer's Choice: (Submit your own nominee, please include film)

 

Best Director: (I realize that these are B-Movies, so please try...Stop laughing, I'm serious)

Roger Corman: I was a Teenage Caveman

William Castle: Straight Jacket

Trey Parker: Cannibal! The Musical

Viewer's Choice: (Submit your own nominee, please include film)

 

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